Call it Night of the Living Laser. The boat’s been killed and come back from supposed death so many times it puts The Walking Dead and mummies to shame. It was due for another cycle, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s right on schedule. Nobody’s exactly saying death to the Laser, but it’s implied.
The villains previously were dubious management and financial downturns. This time it’s the evil RS Aero, Melges 14 and D-Zero supposedly driving a tiller extension through its heart. Surely it can’t withstand the onslaught of newer, faster and dare we say better boats. Especially if and when one of those others is chosen for the 2024 Olympics. We’ll see the Laser crushed and dumped on the heap of dated and discarded singlehanders like the Opti, Sunfish, OK Dinghy and Finn.
Wait. Those classes aren’t dead. In fact, far from it.
Ah, but this time after the sexy new boats drive that extension through its heart, the Laser will be starved to death by a lack of resources and attention from a primary builder, LaserPerformance. Seems LP has allowed supply chains to whither over the past few years, and now blame it on Bruce Kirby, the ILCA, Brexit
OK, here we have the Laser, with a stake through its heart and starved so badly its silly little plastic traveler eyes have turned to dust. Dead. Finally. But one can ever be too sure, so let’s confuse those addled Laser sailors by coming up with new rigs so nobody knows what the hell is going on. (LP is also developing two of their own, the ARC rigs.) Should the Laser crawl up from the grave again, it won’t know where to turn.
So the end is near. Maybe we’ll see the occasional 1970s lime green Lasers with four-digit sail numbers getting dragged up on a beach somewhere. But that’ll be about it, right?
Wrong. Laser has been dead before. She knows her way back to the living.
Something about her won’t let her die. She’s a harsh taskmaster, one of the harshest. Even the best sailors sometimes come off the water after a frustrating day of Laser sailing muttering about how they can’t sail worth
But the Laser has that thing – a certain feel, a certain look – that’s kind of like magic. Few sailing experiences are as visceral as “getting it right” on a Laser. But that alone won’t keep it out of the grave.
Sailors will keep it out of the grave. And here’s how we’ll do it. We’ll embrace the new classes. What? More people sailing singlehanded dinghies is better. In Seattle we’ve seen the core of the Laser fleet move, en masse, to the RS Aero. That nearly, but didn’t (at least not yet), kill the Laser fleet here. But then some interesting things started happening. World class sailors like Carl Buchan, Jonathan and Libby McKee and Andy Mack reentered the singlehanded scene in RS Aeros. All of a sudden,
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But wait, there’s more. Don’t look now, but in our region (the Pacific Northwest) there are a lot of kids out there who are coming out of high school sailing programs. By working with the local high school, college and yacht club coaches and community sailing programs, the Seattle Laser Fleet has already seen growing participation. Kids, perhaps more than adults, can appreciate the simplicity, ruggedness
And as far as us old guys go, there is simply nothing out there comparable to Lasers Masters sailing, especially for the Masters Worlds. You have more in common with that Ukranian on your weather hip that you do with 99 percent of the people in your home harbor – guaranteed.
I agree with Jean-Pierre Kiekens’ proposal published in Sailing Anarchy for us all to take a deep breath, but I don’t think it revolves around the Olympic status. The Laser will be around with or without the Olympics. As Kiekens pointed out, the sailors need to reconnect with ILCA and really determine where we want to go with rigs. And Lazy Performance has to get their act together with regards to parts. Wait, make that get their act together with regards to everything or get out of the way.
But in the meantime, they’re still great boats and there is still lots of good sailing left in them. I don’t agree with Kiekens that it’s time to unrig. Keep
Lasers seldom have names. But I might name mine Walking Dead. For the season at least.
–Kurt Hoehne, Laser sailor since 1978 and District 22 Secretary.
Kurt grew up racing and cruising in the Midwest, and has raced Lasers since the late 1970s. Currently he is a broker at Swiftsure Yachts. He has been Assistant Editor at Sailing Magazine and a short stint as Editor of Northwest Yachting. Through Meadow Point Publishing he handles various marketing duties for smaller local companies. He currently is partners on a C&C 36 which he cruises throughout the Northwest. He’s married to the amazing Abby and is father to Ian and Gabe.
Nice piece. Laser hasn’t come with plastic traveller eyes for over 25 years though.
Good catch. Using it for effect…. Thanks for reading.