Phrases You Don’t Want to hear While Racing

Outside Magazine posted “25 quotes that might mean you’re going to have an epic,” and it got me to thinking about a similar set of phrases you might hear on a racing keelboat in the Northwest that might indicate a long day coming up. I’m sure you can come up with others. Here goes:

“There isn’t supposed to be a buoy here.”

“It’s not supposed to snow.”

“What’s a convergence zone?”

“Is the anchor ready to go?”

“Where I come from, we pretty much ignore the current.”

“Oops, the other sea boot must be in the closet.”

“I thought you said YOU were bringing the sandwiches.”

“Who’s good with electrical systems?”

“We don’t need instruments, let’s go old school.”

“I’ll be fine. I brought an umbrella.”

“Oh, I guess that’s not Sachem after all. Who are we following?”

“Rock beats scissors, we go left.”

“We can go right through that kelp.”

“Did anyone pick up the #3 from the sailmaker?”

 

4 thoughts on “Phrases You Don’t Want to hear While Racing

  • March 2, 2018 at 10:02 am
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    Is that a rock?

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    • March 2, 2018 at 10:06 am
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      Great – I’m expecting a few more giggles to come!

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  • March 2, 2018 at 11:19 am
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    Interesting…that’s never happened before!

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